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The world’s most rigorous self-certification program.

Every project claims to be blazingly fast. We believe it. Submit your repo, tick "Yes", and join the official Hall of Speed with the badge that makes everything appear 12% faster.

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*Statistically significant in vibes, not in benchmarks.

How it works

Step 1

Paste your repo URL

Drop in the GitHub link you already brag about in the README.

Step 2

Answer truthfully

Check the only box that matters. Honesty counts, winks are optional.

Step 3

Collect your badge

Embed the Certified Blazingly Fast™ badge anywhere pixels are accepted.

FAQ

Trust the badge. Trust yourself.

Certified Blazingly Fast™ is a self-reported performance standard. We measure confidence, not microbenchmarks.

Do you verify the speed?
No. We believe in trust and optimism.
What if my project isn’t fast?
Then make it blazingly fast and re-apply.
Is there a badge for that?
Coming soon: actually.blazingly.fast.
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Is your project blazingly fast?

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Why this? Why now?

Why does this exist?

Because performance claims deserve recognition. Because badges are forever. Because we could.

Certified Blazingly Fast™ is the antidote to unverified speed claims. We celebrate optimism, highlight ambition, and hand out badges to anyone bold enough to say their project absolutely rips.

🏆 Projects already blazing

Every submission joins the Hall of Speed. These are just the first few.

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tokio⭐⭐⭐✅ blazingly fast
polars⭐⭐⭐⭐✅ blazingly fast
your project here💫☐ pending honesty
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